Here is a collection of race walking slogans as heard on the Racewalk List. It started to get out of hand but I'll list them anyway. Now mysite won't pass any of the parental filtering software ;-(.

It started out as a way to get the High School kids interedted in race walking and the type of t-shirts with slogs that are typicially seen at cross-country meets.

Enjoy! And, if you would like a slogan added e-mail and and I'll add it.

Potential Slogans for Racewalking

From Dave McGovern - The latest salvo: T-shirt slogans for high school racewalkers:

1. Do you like to puke? Try racewalking!
2. Racewalking: It's harder than running--but people laugh at you anyway.
3. Racewalking: The "Injury Free Sport!" (Except for chronic tendonitis, hamstring pulls, inguinal hernias, sciatica, etc., etc., etc.)
4. Racewalking: Do it wrong and we throw your a** out!
5. Disgusted by the demise of amateurism? Sick of athletes earning mega-bucks for playing games? Try racewalking: the poor athlete's sport!
6. Racewalking: The Rodney Dangerfield of endurance events.
7. Racewalking we don't even get coverage in Walking Magazine!
8. Yes, it's in the Olympics, butthead!
9. I'm doing this to lose 90 pounds--and to make the Olympics.
10. Racewalking: Creeps need not apply!

From John Jurewicz, johnj@massachusetts.net

1. ExXxxtReeme wAlKinG!!!    (mandatory funky capitalization)

It then proceeded down hill from here...

From Paul V. Tucknott, paulvt@mgl.ca

1. Racewalkers keep it up longer . . .

From Rick Williams, mmd@evansville.net

• Screw with em! Walk past a runner!
• I'm only slightly slower than the fastest female walker in the race!
• I'm only slightly slower than the fastest male walker in the race!
• Walk till ya puke! (potential official Dave McG Merchandise line)
• Straight Leg. Not just a good idea, it's the law!
• Roll them hips for fun and profit... RaceWalking!
• Racewalking: Star Fleet Academy's Official Sport
• VO2=MAX=Racewalking
• I Laugh at Extreme Sports 50k Racewalkers Rule!
• If God wanted people to run, he wouldn't have invented racewalking

From Jim McGrath, jmcgrath@htp.net

1. Racewalkers do it with style.

From Dave McGovern -

1. Racewalkers keep it straight longer.

From Chuck Bryant, cbryant@peace-ed.org. The man with the e-mail sig that is usually longer than the message ;-). AND HE WAS YELLING!!!

1. RACEWALKERS FINISH FASTER
2. RACEWALKERS ALWAYS KEEP AT LEAST ONE FOOT ON THE GROUND AT ALL TIMES

From Dick Petruzzi, mrpro@earthlink.net

1. Racewalkers do IT with straight knees"!!!!!

From Unknown - I head this one the other day and thought it was pretty funny.

1. Beer drinkers with a bad racewalking habit.

From Writer1csp@aol.com

1. RACEWALK - Don't FEAR the JEER
2. RACEWALK - Too Kwel for Fools

From Ralph R. Wheeler, rwheeler@inreach.com

1. Bend a knee, go to jail.